Doctor's Waiting Room

When you walk into a doctor's office, they ask you what's wrong, and you don't always want to answer cause it might be embarrassing. There's nothing worse than having a doctor's receptionist asking you that question and you have to answer it in front of people and feel crummy.

I like the way this 86 year old geezer handled it. He walks into the waiting room and the receptionist asks him what's wrong. He replies: "There's something wrong with my dick."

The receptionist is highly insulted and scolds him telling him that he shouldn't talk like that in front of a room full of people. "Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you."

"Well, sir you have embarrassed some people. You could have come in and said there was something wrong with your ear or something and just discussed it privately with the doctor."

The gent says OK. Goes out. Waits a few minutes and comes back in.

Receptionist; "Why are you here?" Gent: "There is something wrong with my ear." Receptionist: "And what is that?" Gent: "I can't pee out of it." The entire waiting room occupants burst into laughter.

Mess with seniors and you get fixed. They are old and bold and better get used to it.